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Saturday, October 06, 2012

Is not my fault I am a Mahayogi:)


Lead me from dreaming to waking.
Lead me from opacity to clarity. Lead me from the complicated to the simple. Lead me from the obscure to the obvious. Lead me from intention to attention. Lead me from what I'm told I am to what I see I am. Lead me from confrontation to wide openness. Lead me to the place I never left, Where there is peace, and peace -from the Upanishads- Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain.. ...inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi! so listen to the mahayogi..,grasshopper from heaven...
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In silence there must be movement, and in motion,
There must be silence.
A small movement is better than a big one..
No movement is better than a small one..listen!
Silence is all the movement's mother..
In Movement you should be like a dragon or a tiger.
In non Movement you should be like a Buddha.  
-- Wang Xiangzhai(November 26, 1885 - July 12, 1963}
What is referred to as mindlessness is absence of the human mentality; what is referred to as mindfulness is mindfulness of the Tao. When one is free of the human mentality, the mutual sensing of the earthly and celestial is swift; when one is mindful of the Tao, effective practice endures. Swiftness of sensing comes about spontaneously, without cultivation, without striving; long perseverance comes about through effort, and involves action and striving. Striving and non-striving each has its secret; the distinction is all a matter of the absence of the human mentality and the presence of mindfulness of the Tao. After one has reached complete realization of the universal Tao, neither existence nor nonexistence remain; others and self are ultimately empty, and one enters the state of ultimate truthfulness, like a spirit. Here, it is not only the human mentality that cannot be applied; even the mindfulness of Tao is not applicable." - Liu I-ming The Conduct of the Moon and Clouds 

The consistent conduct of people of the Way is like the flowing clouds with no grasping mind, like the full moon reflecting universally, not confined anywhere, glistening within each of the ten thousand forms. Dignified and upright, emerge and make contact with the variety of phenomena, unstained and unconfused. Function the same toward all others since all have the same substance as you. Language cannot transmit this, speculation cannot reach it. Leaping beyond the infinite and cutting off the dependent, be obliging without looking for merit. This marvel cannot be measured with consciousness or emotion. On the journey accept your function, in your house please sustain it. Comprehending birth and death, leaving causes and conditions, genuinely realize that from the outset your spirit is not halted. So we have been told that the mind that embraces all the ten directions does not stop anywhere. -- Hongzhi Zhengjue (1091-1157)






   *note*..
 Vimalakirti Nirdesa KRIPTO Sutra (note ..don't take life too seriously..the universe is laughing at you..so why not laugh back?..kiss from the mahayogi..) the original text is on

 http://kriptodanny.blogspot.ro/2006/12/vimalakirti-nirdesa-sutra-consolation.html 

or on  http://www.mandala.hr/3/vimalakirti.html#I
 so be aware the below is just a parody of mine..kiss:)

Then, the Buddha said to the crown prince, Manjusri, "Manjusri, go to the Licchavi Vimalakirti Kripto the Mighty to inquire about his overgrown pimple wisdom love muscle from his forehead." Manjusri replied, "Lord, it is difficult to attend upon the Licchavi Vimalakirti Kripto the Mighty from Heaven...he is one formidable dude....he walked like a coyote by foot 4000 miles..and eat only leaves..he eat so many of them..I lost count AFTER 120,000 ..he meditated with no food for 6 months..till you could sing a song of liberation on his ribs like a piano..like the bearded italian Pavaroti did when he sung the high notes of the broken balls from heaven.. ..he was caught in the very tree top of the Boddhi Tree ..and confused with a dimple chirping pimple bird,simply because he was eating my worm..while he was singing ,,Haleluyah...he emanated his bliss light body and went poof into the light..and the forest was the same light as him..and the forest was experiencing herself in him..and he was the forest,and the whole universe..then he came back and asked for a cheeseburger...with fries..and lots of mustard and a few cucumbers...and one carrot.. he even de-dublated his body to satisfy or scare people,when he popped up from under their beds,or from their closet..since he was dressed as a woman.. He is gifted with marvelous eloquence concerning the laws of the profound 12 inches pimple brain muscle from heaven..... He is extremely skilled in full expressions and in the reconciliation of dichotomies,since he can punch my nose in one swift move from the elbow..in his earnest..,and tell you the real truth...trust me... he does it daily to me,always gets me!!!..marvelous  skill!!!!..His wisdom is deep and wide..but his humble nature  is way deeper...he is an example of turning the other cheek,as Jessus said..he turns the both cheeks,not one of the time..how he does it?..amazing skill indeed.....usually he just turns whatever cheeks he has available.. His eloquence is inexorable, and no one can resist his imperturbable marvelous intellect from heaven!...One cool guy,indeed!...he is one of a kind..loved in the 3 worlds..worshiped in 10..for God's mercy!!!..Haleluyah my brothers..even in the 19th one by himself!!!..none could match his absolute love from heaven,and my eyeballs are the very proof of that........since he uses his finger muscles to poke me,instead of good morning... He accomplishes all the activities of the bodhisattvas,besides the alms begging..but he's working on it,since his wife wiped him out of all his money.. He penetrates all the secret mysteries of the bodhisattvas and the Buddhas,but he still works on the 12 inches brain muscles.. Glory to him!!..He is skilled in civilizing all the abodes of devils,since only bones will remain of them,when he is finished with them... He plays with the great super-knowledges,manifests fried rice from his right hand..and beautiful boiled rice(and one large carrot) from his left hand...and makes rain appear or stop..just because his butt muscles want that..believe it!! He is consummate in wisdom and liberating techniques...that's why he spanks me daily..and I love it!!.. He has attained the supreme excellence of the indivisible,(he pops up in my mind,and sometimes in my ass...if I'm not watching..but then I watch him back,then he goes away..) non-dual sphere of the ultimate realm...I love him!! He is skilled in teaching the Dharma with its infinite modalities within the uniform ultimate kripto wisdom muscle from heaven....he is the ultimate Kripto!! He is skilled in granting means of attainment in accordance with the spiritual faculties of all living beings,but he loves the flies the most..He loves the flies,since they are god's creation...the flies are his darling pets..he has 3 of them,named George..Erik and Bob... He has thoroughly integrated his realization with skill in liberating technique,since he used both hands on the liberation job from HEAVEN.. He has attained decisiveness with regards to all questions,and his 12 inch brain love wisdom muscle proves it.. Thus, although he cannot be withstood by someone of my feeble idiot grasshopper numb-nuts defenses, still, sustained by the grace of the Buddha, I will go to him and will converse with him as well as I can...I hope he'll not spank my ass as he did last night,when I'll ask him again about his overgrown wisdom love muscle pimple from his forehead"..


 this post is for a particular french woman who thinks she can do whatever she wants,and be a Buddha..(But I know she can be one...this is the pain she gives me on a daily dose..it feels like a sour red pepper stuck in my asshole when she says that,indeed..when she says she doesn't have the TIME to meditate in the morning..
since I KNOW SHE CAN BE a buddha!!) .while she refuses to meditate in the morning..while in the meantime asking me if she gets any progress..funny..so lazy people..the cemetery is full of them,indeed...LET THEM DIE THEN..SEE IF MY WISDOM MUSCLE CARES..of course I care about them..but..what can i do?..I can't meditate for them,since they MUST KNOW their own origin...inside them.
This is really crazy..I care about shadows now like that french woman.please..for Jessus's sake..bring Jesus back...please..let him save them,and let them pray like this..save me,Jesus!..
   ok?..please remember this..IS NOT WHAT I WISHED.
IS SOMETHING ELSE..
ok?
Like i tell people to meditate in the morning..they think..let me get  a coffee..maybe while I relax a bit..hey..let me meditate after the coffee ..or NOT EVER meditate,since I am perfect,or I have some headache..
Why meditate when you are down?..makes no sense..meditate when you are happy and glowing with the power within,no?
IDIOTS!
folks..I meditated starving ..for months..for years..I meditated in the rivers..in the forests..on the mountain tops...I meditated and I WAS READY TO DIE everytime..
Taking the alaya conscioussness as,,SELF,, ..this is how one gets in the pain house ..
People forget they are just a resonator factor of the ONE..and they try to make something permanent ..out of illusions.

The ONLY one permanent is the Spirit within..trust me...and NOT it's manifesting factors...
Confusing the Source with it's manifestation again?..please..do NOT make this mistake..

So WHY you tell me you have no time to meditate?
Or no will?
You do NOT want the BLISS?
The JOY?
This is interesting..
Kripto Yoga has many aspects.
Eyes closed..eyes erected like the coyote.
Hands closed as in prayer..and hands erected like the Jeronimo looking at the sunset.
Kripto yoga has all kinds of free willis,indeed..(and free will)
I dedicate this post to this woman..
Are YOU sure you did the best in meditation?
Are you sure,dear woman from France....that IF you HAVE awakened  in the morning..killed the Buffalo Bill... caught the Marlboro Man by it's balls of smoky fire........eat the snake and be it's tail also..smoke the Cuban cigar and know the Havana is you..kiss the tiger on his nose..steal the monkey's banana??....and 
make breakfast out of lonely desert coyote cheese sandwich ?
ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW YOUR TRUE ESSENCE ?
ARE YOU READY TO DIE?
If you're not ready to die...forget it..woman..
for grace is beyond that..and the very TRUTH depends on that..It's not my fault I am a Mahayogi!
For if your PURE DESIRE is so weak,that you can't even meditate in the morning..
Even ME..the mighty mahayogi..who meditated with no food,or water..or anything..in the forests..for years.
CAN't help you..even If I wanted.
For this is the ,,going back to your own origine stuff.
going back to your own nature.
THIS IS ABOUT BEYOND LIFE AND DEATH..
OK?
Kiss")
-added by danny-
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To nourish the vital energy, keep watch in silence;




In order to subdue the mind, act with non-action.




Of movement and stillness, be aware of their origin;




There is no work to do, much less someone to seek.




The true and constant must respond to phenomena;




Responding to phenomena, you must be unconfused.




When unconfused, the nature will stabilize by itself;




When the nature stabilizes, energy returns by itself.




When energy returns, the elixir crystallizes by itself;




Within the pot, the trigrams of kǎn and lí are joined.



Yīn and yáng arise, alternating over and over again;



Every transformation comes like a clap of thunder.



White clouds form and come to assemble at the peak;



The sweet nectar sprinkles down Mount Sumeru.



Swallow for yourself this wine of immortality;



You wander so freely—who is able to know you?



Sit and listen to the tune played without strings;



Clearly understand the mechanism of creation.



It comes entirely from these twenty lines;



A true ladder going straight to Heaven.-Daoist text -
"The center of the cyclone is that rising quiet central low-pressure place in which one can learn to live eternally. Just outside of this Center is the rotating storm of one's own ego, competing with other egos in a furious high-velocity circular dance. As one leaves center, the roar of rotating wind deafens on more and more as one joins this dance. One's centered thinking-feeling-being, one's own Satoris, are in the center only, not outside. One's pushed-pulled driven states, one's anti-Satori modes of functioning, one's self-created hells, are outside the center. In the center of the cyclone one is off the wheel of Karma, of life, rising to join the Creators of the Universe, the Creators of us.

Here we find that we have created Them who are Us...

Lilly's Law

"In the province of the mind, what is believed to be true is true or becomes true, within certain limits to be found experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the province of the(true mind..added by danny) mind, there are no limits."" -- John C. Lilly -

Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain..inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi!

The student asked: “A sage's response to changing conditions

is unlimited. Does he have to study beforehand?”

He should worry only about his mind's not being

clear, and not about the inability to respond to all changing conditions.”
— Wang Yang Ming (1472-1529)

To us all towns are one, all men our kin. Life's good comes not from others' gift, nor ill. Man's pains and pains' relief are from within. Thus have we seen in visions of the wise !." - Tamil Poem-