Wang Xiangzhai’s directions in verse for Dachengquan Yiquan explained by the mahayogi Danny on the Vimalakirti Nirdesa KRIPTO Sutra

Lead me from dreaming to waking.

Lead me from opacity to clarity. Lead me from the complicated to the simple. Lead me from the obscure to the obvious. Lead me from intention to attention. Lead me from what I'm told I am to what I see I am. Lead me from confrontation to wide openness. Lead me to the place I never left, Where there is peace, and peace -from the Upanishads- Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain.. ...inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi!

In silence there must be movement, and in motion,

There must be silence.
A small movement is better than a big one..
No movement is better than a small one..listen!
Silence is all the movement's mother..
In Movement you should be like a dragon or a tiger.
In non Movement you should be like a Buddha.  
-- Wang Xiangzhai(November 26, 1885 - July 12, 1963}

What is referred to as mindlessness is absence of the human mentality; what is referred to as mindfulness is mindfulness of the Tao. When one is free of the human mentality, the mutual sensing of the earthly and celestial is swift; when one is mindful of the Tao, effective practice endures. Swiftness of sensing comes about spontaneously, without cultivation, without striving; long perseverance comes about through effort, and involves action and striving. Striving and non-striving each has its secret; the distinction is all a matter of the absence of the human mentality and the presence of mindfulness of the Tao. After one has reached complete realization of the universal Tao, neither existence nor nonexistence remain; others and self are ultimately empty, and one enters the state of ultimate truthfulness, like a spirit. Here, it is not only the human mentality that cannot be applied; even the mindfulness of Tao is not applicable." - Liu I-ming The Conduct of the Moon and Clouds 

The consistent conduct of people of the Way is like the flowing clouds with no grasping mind, like the full moon reflecting universally, not confined anywhere, glistening within each of the ten thousand forms. Dignified and upright, emerge and make contact with the variety of phenomena, unstained and unconfused. Function the same toward all others since all have the same substance as you. Language cannot transmit this, speculation cannot reach it. Leaping beyond the infinite and cutting off the dependent, be obliging without looking for merit. This marvel cannot be measured with consciousness or emotion. On the journey accept your function, in your house please sustain it. Comprehending birth and death, leaving causes and conditions, genuinely realize that from the outset your spirit is not halted. So we have been told that the mind that embraces all the ten directions does not stop anywhere. -- Hongzhi Zhengjue (1091-1157)

Lead me from dreaming to waking.
Lead me from opacity to clarity.
Lead me from the complicated to the simple.
Lead me from the obscure to the obvious.
Lead me from intention to attention.
Lead me from what I'm told I am to what I see I am.
Lead me from confrontation to wide openness.
Lead me to the place I never left,
Where there is peace, and peace - The Upanishads
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Wang Xiangzhai’s directions in verse for Dachengquan Yiquan ..EXPLAINED!..guess I'll explain other time...Jessus died..Mohamed died..and I don't feel very good either!!!..kiss 

ps...but I'll post about 

 https://kriptodanny.blogspot.com/2012/05/vimalakirti-nirdesa-kripto-sutra.html

 

Vimalakirti Nirdesa KRIPTO Sutra (note ..don't take life too seriously..the universe is laughing at you..so why not laugh back?..kiss from the mahayogi..ps..this is a satire,so appreciate the sheer humor I was capable...maybe I"ll crack a smile on your sour faces,grasshoppers from heaven?..life is short..meditate good..love you all!!..muaghh!!)

Then, the Buddha said to the crown prince, Manjusri, "Manjusri, go to the Licchavi Vimalakirti Kripto the Mighty to inquire about his overgrown pimple wisdom love muscle from his forehead." Manjusri replied, "Lord, it is difficult to attend upon the Licchavi Vimalakirti Kripto the Mighty from Heaven...he is one formidable dude....he walked like a coyote by foot 4000 miles..and eat only leaves..he eat so many of them..I lost count AFTER 120,000 ..he meditated with no food for 6 months..till you could sing a song of liberation on his ribs like a piano..like the bearded italian Pavaroti did when he sung the high notes of the broken balls from heaven.. ..he was caught in the very tree top of the Boddhi Tree ..and confused with a dimple chirping pimple bird,simply because he was eating my worm..while he was singing ,,Haleluyah...he emanated his bliss light body and went poof into the light..and the forest was the same light as him..and the forest was experiencing herself in him..and he was the forest,and the whole universe..then he came back and asked for a cheeseburger...with fries..and lots of mustard and a few cucumbers...and one carrot.. he even de-dublated his body to satisfy or scare people,when he popped up from under their beds,or from their closet..since he was dressed as a woman.. He is gifted with marvelous eloquence concerning the laws of the profound 12 inches pimple brain muscle from heaven..... He is extremely skilled in full expressions and in the reconciliation of dichotomies,since he can punch my nose in one swift move from the elbow..in his earnest..,and tell you the real truth...trust me... he does it daily to me,always gets me!!!..marvelous  skill!!!!..His wisdom is deep and wide..but his humble nature  is way deeper...he is an example of turning the other cheek,as Jessus said..he turns the both cheeks,not one of the time..how he does it?..amazing skill indeed.....usually he just turns whatever cheeks he has available.. His eloquence is inexorable, and no one can resist his imperturbable marvelous intellect from heaven!...One cool guy,indeed!...he is one of a kind..loved in the 3 worlds..worshiped in 10..for God's mercy!!!..Haleluyah my brothers..even in the 19th one by himself!!!..none could match his absolute love from heaven,and my eyeballs are the very proof of that........since he uses his finger muscles to poke me,instead of good morning... He accomplishes all the activities of the bodhisattvas,besides the alms begging..but he's working on it,since his wife wiped him out of all his money.. He penetrates all the secret mysteries of the bodhisattvas and the Buddhas,but he still works on the 12 inches brain muscles.. Glory to him!!..He is skilled in civilizing all the abodes of devils,since only bones will remain of them,when he is finished with them... He plays with the great super-knowledges,manifests fried rice from his right hand..and beautiful boiled rice(and one large carrot) from his left hand...and makes rain appear or stop..just because his butt muscles want that..believe it!! He is consummate in wisdom and liberating techniques...that's why he spanks me daily..and I love it!!.. He has attained the supreme excellence of the indivisible,(he pops up in my mind,and sometimes in my ass...if I'm not watching..but then I watch him back,then he goes away..) non-dual sphere of the ultimate realm...I love him!! He is skilled in teaching the Dharma with its infinite modalities within the uniform ultimate kripto wisdom muscle from heaven....he is the ultimate Kripto!! He is skilled in granting means of attainment in accordance with the spiritual faculties of all living beings,but he loves the flies the most..He loves the flies,since they are god's creation...the flies are his darling pets..he has 3 of them,named George..Erik and Bob... He has thoroughly integrated his realization with skill in liberating technique,since he used both hands on the liberation job from HEAVEN.. He has attained decisiveness with regards to all questions,and his 12 inch brain love wisdom muscle proves it.. Thus, although he cannot be withstood by someone of my feeble idiot grasshopper numb-nuts defenses, still, sustained by the grace of the Buddha, I will go to him and will converse with him as well as I can...I hope he'll not spank my ass as he did last night,when I'll ask him again about his overgrown wisdom love muscle pimple from his forehead" 

https://kriptodanny.blogspot.com/2012/05/vimalakirti-nirdesa-kripto-sutra.html

Extremely subtle and profound,

Boxing theory is not to be taken lightly. 
At the beginning of history martial art was of paramount importance;
And it was there that science of learning has its root.
Its essence has largely been lost, having been distorted to a sheer absurdity.
This Boxing is based on spirit and mind,
Merits of all schools are included in it.
Most earnestly I advocate the rejuvenation of shadow boxing,
With a view restoring it to its original essence.
In doing so I devote myself to the exploration of theory,
While considering the combat techniques as only secondary.
To master the quintessence of shadow boxing, Start with pile-stance keeping.
With the universe in your mind,
You learn trial of strength through perception.
Keep bones all over the body well balanced,
Bending of joints is kept with a limit.
As if it where from high in the clouds,
Your breathing should be deep, smooth and gentle.
Feeling comfortable and leisurely,
You behave as if you where mad.
Dismiss all distracting thoughts from your mind,
Concentrate on it as if to listen to the drizzling rain.
Away from the world your body seems,
Nothing is allowed to attached to it.
Visible, the form is like flowing water, Invisible, it is like the atmosphere.
Lithely you act is if you were drunk,
Leisurely you move as if you were bathing.
In meditation you face up towards the sky,
Without desire you set your mind on nothing. Practicing shadow boxing is like going through a furnace,
Everything mental and physical is tempered and molded .
Mind is transformed from within,
Breathing is regulated by the quiet mind.
In quietness you are like a maiden,
In motion you are like a dragon.
Discharge strength in relaxation while keeping the mind tense,
Let hairs stand out like halberds gathering momentum.
Muscles tighten and relax like frightened snakes, steeps are swift as sweep winds.
Huge waves rise underfoot which sweep in length and breadth,
Like a whale turning and swimming across the sea.
At the top of the head a magical force exits,
From a thread the body seems to suspend.
With eyes slightly closed and mind concentrated,
You see nothing and hear next to nothing. Lower abdomen should remain full,
while chest is held back a bit.
The force discharged from finger tips is like electricity,
The tips of the bones are like edges of spears.
Be like an agile monkey in appearance,
Be like a cat in moving your steeps.
Let strength burst out at a mere touch,
Make it stay on without interruption.
As learner you mustn’t feel mysterious about it,
Its plain theory will engender your natural interest.
Mountains seem to be flying when the mind is used,
Seas seem to be overflowing when strength is applied.
Return to infancy to search for the sounds of Nature,
Make the body as slithe as that of a baby in bath.
Don’t do anything like pulling the seeding to make it grow;
But proceed step by step according to the course of nature.
Knowledge contained in shadow boxing is infinite,
Combat skills constitute only a trifling part of it.
First of all strength should be evenly distributed,
And the body squarely erect and well-balanced.
Motion rests in stillness and vice versa,
With spirit directing them both.
Route should go through where center of gravity falls,
Coordinate relaxation and tension without slipperiness or stagnation.
Turning should be done steadily, accurately and in one breath,
Hooking and filing work together and suit each other rightly.
Fortune or misfortune, wisdom or folly, it depends upon careful calculation of the opponents intentions.
Bending and stretching succeed each other immediately,
substantiality and insubstantiality interchange automatically.
Strike a deadly blow at the enemy as fast as lightning.
Display your imposing manner with an eye-expression of a vulture or a tiger,
Move your feet solidly and steadily as if moving in mud.
Like a bird of pray swooping down on and a dragon overturning the sea,
You are full of strength within and around.
Concentrate your mind on the target accurately, mercilessly and ruthlessly,
Be courageous and cautious at the same time.
Whatever chopping, winding, drilling, wrapping or horizontal striking,
Make effort to choose the right time and opportunity.
Keep on practicing it like this with perseverance,
The skill will come to you of itself.
Changes most be made in an invisible way,
Movements must be performed with no fixed intention,
With heroic spirit you can shake the heaven and earth,
With a broad mind you have the worlds in your heart.
What can this boxing be compared to?
It can be compared to Taoist and Buddhist doctrines;
It can be compared to Ban Gu’s writings;
It can be compared to Wang Youjun’s calligraphy;
It can be compared to Wang Wei’s paintings;
Being similar to them in profundity and subtlety.
How can such great attainments be accomplished?
The answer lies in skillful cultivation of the great noble spirit.
What has been said above is abstract though,
Spiritually you must practice it conscientiously.
Reference:
Dachengquan
by Wang Xuanjie
Hai Feng Publishing Co. May 1988
ISBN: 9622381111
Pages: 14-17
https://kriptodanny.blogspot.ro/2017/07/wang-xiangzhai-or-yiquani-think-my.html  

Extremely subtle and profound,

Boxing theory is not to be taken lightly. 
At the beginning of history martial art was of paramount importance;
And it was there that science of learning has its root.
Its essence has largely been lost, having been distorted to a sheer absurdity.
This Boxing is based on spirit and mind,
Merits of all schools are included in it.
Most earnestly I advocate the rejuvenation of shadow boxing,
With a view restoring it to its original essence.
In doing so I devote myself to the exploration of theory,
While considering the combat techniques as only secondary.
To master the quintessence of shadow boxing, Start with pile-stance keeping.
With the universe in your mind,
You learn trial of strength through perception.
Keep bones all over the body well balanced,
Bending of joints is kept with a limit.
As if it where from high in the clouds,
Your breathing should be deep, smooth and gentle.
Feeling comfortable and leisurely,
You behave as if you where mad.
Dismiss all distracting thoughts from your mind,
Concentrate on it as if to listen to the drizzling rain.
Away from the world your body seems,
Nothing is allowed to attached to it.
Visible, the form is like flowing water, Invisible, it is like the atmosphere.
Lithely you act is if you were drunk,
Leisurely you move as if you were bathing.
In meditation you face up towards the sky,
Without desire you set your mind on nothing. Practicing shadow boxing is like going through a furnace,
Everything mental and physical is tempered and molded .
Mind is transformed from within,
Breathing is regulated by the quiet mind.
In quietness you are like a maiden,
In motion you are like a dragon.
Discharge strength in relaxation while keeping the mind tense,
Let hairs stand out like halberds gathering momentum.
Muscles tighten and relax like frightened snakes, steeps are swift as sweep winds.
Huge waves rise underfoot which sweep in length and breadth,
Like a whale turning and swimming across the sea.
At the top of the head a magical force exits,
From a thread the body seems to suspend.
With eyes slightly closed and mind concentrated,
You see nothing and hear next to nothing. Lower abdomen should remain full,
while chest is held back a bit.
The force discharged from finger tips is like electricity,
The tips of the bones are like edges of spears.
Be like an agile monkey in appearance,
Be like a cat in moving your steeps.
Let strength burst out at a mere touch,
Make it stay on without interruption.
As learner you mustn’t feel mysterious about it,
Its plain theory will engender your natural interest.
Mountains seem to be flying when the mind is used,
Seas seem to be overflowing when strength is applied.
Return to infancy to search for the sounds of Nature,
Make the body as slithe as that of a baby in bath.
Don’t do anything like pulling the seeding to make it grow;
But proceed step by step according to the course of nature.
Knowledge contained in shadow boxing is infinite,
Combat skills constitute only a trifling part of it.
First of all strength should be evenly distributed,
And the body squarely erect and well-balanced.
Motion rests in stillness and vice versa,
With spirit directing them both.
Route should go through where center of gravity falls,
Coordinate relaxation and tension without slipperiness or stagnation.
Turning should be done steadily, accurately and in one breath,
Hooking and filing work together and suit each other rightly.
Fortune or misfortune, wisdom or folly, it depends upon careful calculation of the opponents intentions.
Bending and stretching succeed each other immediately,
substantiality and insubstantiality interchange automatically.
Strike a deadly blow at the enemy as fast as lightning.
Display your imposing manner with an eye-expression of a vulture or a tiger,
Move your feet solidly and steadily as if moving in mud.
Like a bird of pray swooping down on and a dragon overturning the sea,
You are full of strength within and around.
Concentrate your mind on the target accurately, mercilessly and ruthlessly,
Be courageous and cautious at the same time.
Whatever chopping, winding, drilling, wrapping or horizontal striking,
Make effort to choose the right time and opportunity.
Keep on practicing it like this with perseverance,
The skill will come to you of itself.
Changes most be made in an invisible way,
Movements must be performed with no fixed intention,
With heroic spirit you can shake the heaven and earth,
With a broad mind you have the worlds in your heart.
What can this boxing be compared to?
It can be compared to Taoist and Buddhist doctrines;
It can be compared to Ban Gu’s writings;
It can be compared to Wang Youjun’s calligraphy;
It can be compared to Wang Wei’s paintings;
Being similar to them in profundity and subtlety.
How can such great attainments be accomplished?
The answer lies in skillful cultivation of the great noble spirit.
What has been said above is abstract though,
Spiritually you must practice it conscientiously.
 In silence there must be movement, and in motion, there must be silence.
A small movement is better than a big,
no movement is better than a small
silence is all the movement's mother...LISTEN!!
In Movement you should be like a dragon or a tiger.
In non Movement you should be like a Buddha.
--Wang Xiangzhai
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Xiangzhai 
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 "To us all towns are one, all men our kin.
Life's good comes not from others' gift, nor ill.
Man's pains and pains' relief are from within.
Thus have we seen in visions of the wise !."
- Tamil Poem-
 In order to subdue the mind, act with non-action.

Of movement and stillness, be aware of their origin;

There is no work to do, much less someone to seek.

The true and constant must respond to phenomena;

Responding to phenomena, you must be unconfused.

When unconfused, the nature will stabilize by itself;

When the nature stabilizes, energy returns by itself.

When energy returns, the elixir crystallizes by itself;

Within the pot, the trigrams of kǎn and lí(heaven and earth) are joined.

Yīn and yáng arise, alternating over and over again;

Every transformation comes like a clap of thunder.

White clouds form and come to assemble at the peak;

The sweet nectar sprinkles down Mount Sumeru.

Swallow for yourself this wine of immortality;

You wander so freely—who is able to know you?

Sit and listen to the tune played without strings;

Clearly understand the mechanism of creation.

It comes entirely from these twenty lines;

A true ladder going straight to Heaven.-Daoist text -

"The center of the cyclone is that rising quiet central low-pressure place in which one can learn to live eternally. Just outside of this Center is the rotating storm of one's own ego, competing with other egos in a furious high-velocity circular dance. As one leaves center, the roar of rotating wind deafens on more and more as one joins this dance. One's centered thinking-feeling-being, one's own Satoris, are in the center only, not outside. One's pushed-pulled driven states, one's anti-Satori modes of functioning, one's self-created hells, are outside the center. In the center of the cyclone one is off the wheel of Karma, of life, rising to join the Creators of the Universe, the Creators of us.

Here we find that we have created Them who are Us...

Lilly's Law

"In the province of the mind, what is believed to be true is true or becomes true, within certain limits to be found experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the province of the(true mind..added by danny) mind, there are no limits."" -- John C. Lilly -

Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain..inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi!

The student asked: “A sage's response to changing conditions

is unlimited. Does he have to study beforehand?”

He should worry only about his mind's not being

clear, and not about the inability to respond to all changing conditions.”

— Wang Yang Ming (1472-1529)

To us all towns are one, all men our kin. Life's good comes not from others' gift, nor ill. Man's pains and pains' relief are from within. Thus have we seen in visions of the wise !." - Tamil Poem

Behold the beauty within you Mark Twain said so:)

Lead me from dreaming to waking.

Lead me from opacity to clarity. Lead me from the complicated to the simple. Lead me from the obscure to the obvious. Lead me from intention to attention. Lead me from what I'm told I am to what I see I am. Lead me from confrontation to wide openness. Lead me to the place I never left, Where there is peace, and peace -from the Upanishads- Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain.. ...inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi!

In silence there must be movement, and in motion,

There must be silence.
A small movement is better than a big one..
No movement is better than a small one..listen!
Silence is all the movement's mother..
In Movement you should be like a dragon or a tiger.
In non Movement you should be like a Buddha.  
-- Wang Xiangzhai(November 26, 1885 - July 12, 1963}

What is referred to as mindlessness is absence of the human mentality; what is referred to as mindfulness is mindfulness of the Tao. When one is free of the human mentality, the mutual sensing of the earthly and celestial is swift; when one is mindful of the Tao, effective practice endures. Swiftness of sensing comes about spontaneously, without cultivation, without striving; long perseverance comes about through effort, and involves action and striving. Striving and non-striving each has its secret; the distinction is all a matter of the absence of the human mentality and the presence of mindfulness of the Tao. After one has reached complete realization of the universal Tao, neither existence nor nonexistence remain; others and self are ultimately empty, and one enters the state of ultimate truthfulness, like a spirit. Here, it is not only the human mentality that cannot be applied; even the mindfulness of Tao is not applicable." - Liu I-ming The Conduct of the Moon and Clouds 

The consistent conduct of people of the Way is like the flowing clouds with no grasping mind, like the full moon reflecting universally, not confined anywhere, glistening within each of the ten thousand forms. Dignified and upright, emerge and make contact with the variety of phenomena, unstained and unconfused. Function the same toward all others since all have the same substance as you. Language cannot transmit this, speculation cannot reach it. Leaping beyond the infinite and cutting off the dependent, be obliging without looking for merit. This marvel cannot be measured with consciousness or emotion. On the journey accept your function, in your house please sustain it. Comprehending birth and death, leaving causes and conditions, genuinely realize that from the outset your spirit is not halted. So we have been told that the mind that embraces all the ten directions does not stop anywhere. -- Hongzhi Zhengjue (1091-1157)

Lead me from dreaming to waking.
Lead me from opacity to clarity.
Lead me from the complicated to the simple.
Lead me from the obscure to the obvious.
Lead me from intention to attention.
Lead me from what I'm told I am to what I see I am.
Lead me from confrontation to wide openness.
Lead me to the place I never left,
Where there is peace, and peace - The Upanishads

Behold the beauty within you

You expend what is not true

Imaginations... superstitions 

These are the truly mind's addictions 

As you project,thus is will come

A God can save you..but so far

What you forget,my dumb grasshopper

Is that you're god..

Only you're dumber

When you'll awake to your true bliss

You'll meet the kripto joy,and kiss:)

But till you wake up...worship please..

My 12 inch stone lingam on your reach

Is the one you must not ditch  

Extend your faith..and sing ..baluyahhhh..

Enjoy the kripto's ..halleluyah!

For I am you,and never left..

I am the beauty,and the bliss

If you want gods..many I miss

But they are born from my desire..

When Kripto kisses..he's on fire

Then kripto cools if you're ok..

Kiss my lingam..trust my way!!... 

Thus spokenth the mahayogi..

-added by danny-

 ...................... this poem was on the spot  written by me years ago.. on https://kriptodanny.blogspot.com/2012/05/kiss-cows-tail-with-mark-twain-in.htmlbut   

 then let's check again the Mark Twain wisdom 
about the holy city of Benares?..shall we?  
...........
LOVE TO ALL said the mahayogi! .. 
this is true love:)

*note* this is the amazing Mark Twain Samuel Langhorne Clemens 

(November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910)(Quote"Twain embarked on a year-long, 

around-the-world lecture tour in July 1895 to pay off his creditors in full,

 although he was no longer under any legal obligation to do so. 

It would be a long, arduous journey and he was sick much of the time, 

mostly from a cold and a carbuncle.(some stomach acid pain,due to the 

indian food,maybe..

added by danny_) The itinerary took him to Hawaii, 

Fiji, Australia, New Zealand, Sri Lanka, India, Mauritius, South Africa and

 England. Twain's three months in India became the centerpiece of his

 712-page book Following the Equator." explaining the Hindus way of salvation in 

mighty city of Benares ...a truly marvelous writing,maybe one of the greatest and

latest glimpse of his funny bone...he also used old american english southern style,

which makes it more funny as we read it today...kiss to him...

What is interesting in all this saga...is the fact that is amazing how the 

collective consciousness imagines all those gods,but never gives you the power

to understand..that you're projecting your own ideals on the creation factor.

What never ceases to amaze me is this..do we,as humanity..need to create new gods 

to save our asses,or understand that we are the source within?

There is an end to it?..

Time will tell..

You may also read some texts published way after his death...here..

 http://www.sacred-texts.com/aor/twain/

 What is Man 558,715 bytes

The War Prayer 8,027 bytes

Thou Shalt Not Kill 4,941  bytes

The Fly 17,490 bytes(one of his best...)

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But anyway..I'll leave you know in the company of the american master of sheer 

humor,named Mark Twain,but his real name was Samuel Clemens...

with a poem of mine for you..the bewildered grasshoppers from heaven..

read my poem,and chew hard on my 12 inch stone lingam wisdom brain muscle..

Is good for you...kisses for you,and may also all your desires come true.

Thus wished the mahayogi after all that brilliant chewing...and everybody was happy,

and the 

grasshoppers started to worship again the externals..not for a second thinking

about chewing about their own power within,since they thought had none...

Behold...I'll explain now..kiss:)) 

Behold the beauty within you

You expend what is not true

Imaginations... superstitions 

These are the truly mind's addictions 

As you project,thus is will come

A God can save you..but so far

What you forget,my dumb grasshopper

Is that you're god..

Only you're dumber

When you'll awake to your true bliss

You'll meet the kripto joy,and kiss:)

But till you wake up...worship please..

My 12 inch stone lingam on your reach

Is the one you must not ditch  

Extend your faith..and sing ..baluyahhhh..

Enjoy the kripto's ..halleluyah!

For I am you,and never left..

I am the beauty,and the bliss

If you want gods..many I miss

But they are born from my desire..

When Kripto kisses..he's on fire

Then kripto cools if you're ok..

Kiss my lingam..trust my way!!... 

Thus spokenth the mahayogi..

-added by danny-

........

CHAPTER LI.

Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.
Yes, the city of Benares is in effect just a big church, a religious hive, whose every cell is a temple, a shrine or a mosque, and whose every conceivable earthly and heavenly good is procurable under one roof, so to speak—a sort of Army and Navy Stores, theologically stocked.
I will make out a little itinerary for the pilgrim; then you will see how handy the system is, how convenient, how comprehensive. If you go to Benares with a serious desire to spiritually benefit yourself, you will find it valuable. I got some of the facts from conversations with the Rev. Mr. Parker and the others from his Guide to Benares; they are therefore trustworthy.
1. Purification. At sunrise you must go down to the Ganges and bathe, pray, and drink some of the water. This is for your general purification.
2. Protection against Hunger. Next, you must fortify yourself against the sorrowful earthly ill just named. This you will do by worshiping for a moment in the Cow Temple. By the door of it you will find an image of Ganesh, son of Shiva; it has the head of an elephant on a human body; its face and hands are of silver. You will worship it a little, and pass on, into a covered veranda, where you will find devotees reciting from the sacred books, with the help of instructors. In this place are groups of rude and dismal idols. You may contribute something for their support; then pass into the temple, a grim and stenchy place, for it is populous with sacred cows and with beggars. You will give something to the beggars, and "reverently kiss the tails" of such cows as pass along, for these cows are peculiarly holy, and this act of worship will secure you from hunger for the day.

Behold the beauty within you

You expend what is not true

Imaginations... superstitions 

These are the truly mind's addictions 

As you project,thus is will come

A God can save you..but so far

What you forget,my dumb grasshopper

Is that you're god..

Only you're dumber

When you'll awake to your true bliss

You'll meet the kripto joy,and kiss:)

But till you wake up...worship please..

My 12 inch stone lingam on your reach

Is the one you must not ditch  

Extend your faith..and sing ..baluyahhhh..

Enjoy the kripto's ..halleluyah!

For I am you,and never left..

I am the beauty,and the bliss

If you want gods..many I miss

But they are born from my desire..

When Kripto kisses..he's on fire

Then kripto cools if you're ok..

Kiss my lingam..trust my way!!... 

Thus spokenth the mahayogi..

-added by danny-

3. "The Poor Man's Friend." You will next worship this god. He is at the bottom of a stone cistern in the temple of Dalbhyeswar, under the shade of a noble peepul tree on the bluff overlooking the Ganges, so you must go back to the river. The Poor Man's Friend is the god of material prosperity in general, and the god of the rain in particular. You will secure material prosperity, or both, by worshiping him. He is Shiva, under a new alias, and he abides in the bottom of that cistern, in the form of a stone lingam. You pour Ganges water over him, and in return for this homage you get the promised benefits. If there is any delay about the rain, you must pour water in until the cistern is full; the rain will then be sure to come.

4. Fever. At the Kedar Ghat you will find a long flight of stone steps leading down to the river. Half way down is a tank filled with sewage. Drink as much of it as you want. It is for fever. 
(added by Danny...I think his humor really shines now..hahaha...the true humor::).lol..is for fever")

5. Smallpox. Go straight from there to the central Ghat. At its upstream end you will find a small whitewashed building, which is a temple sacred to Sitala, goddess of smallpox. Her under-study is there—a rude human figure behind a brass screen. You will worship this for reasons to be furnished presently.
6. The Well of Fate. For certain reasons you will next go and do homage at this well. You will find it in the Dandpan Temple, in the city. The sunlight falls into it from a square hole in the masonry above. You will approach it with awe, for your life is now at stake. You will bend over and look. If the fates are propitious, you will see your face pictured in the water far down in the well.

If matters have been otherwise ordered, a sudden cloud will mask the sun and you will see nothing. This means that you have not six months to live. If you are already at the point of death, your circumstances are now serious. There is no time to lose. Let this world go, arrange for the next one. Handily situated, at your very elbow, is opportunity for this. You turn and worship the image of Maha Kal, the Great Fate, and happiness in the life to come is secured. If there is breath in your body yet, you should now make an effort to get a further lease of the present life. You have a chance. There is a chance for everything in this admirably stocked and wonderfully systemized Spiritual and Temporal Army and Navy Store. You must get yourself carried to the
7. Well of Long Life. This is within the precincts of the mouldering and venerable Briddhkal Temple, which is one of the oldest in Benares. You pass in by a stone image of the monkey god, Hanuman, and there, among the ruined courtyards, you will find a shallow pool of stagnant sewage. It smells like the best limburger cheese, and is filthy with the washings of rotting lepers, but that is nothing, bathe in it; bathe in it gratefully and worshipfully, for this is the Fountain of Youth; these are the Waters of Long Life. Your gray hairs will disappear, and with them your wrinkles and your rheumatism, the burdens of care and the weariness of age, and you will come out young, fresh, elastic, and full of eagerness for the new race of life. Now will come flooding upon you the manifold desires that haunt the dear dreams of the morning of life. You will go whither you will find

8. Fulfillment of Desire. To wit, to the Kameshwar Temple, sacred to Shiva as the Lord of Desires. Arrange for yours there. And if you like to look at idols among the pack and jam of temples, there you will find enough to stock a museum. You will begin to commit sins now with a fresh, new vivacity; therefore, it will be well to go frequently to a place where you can get

Behold the beauty within you

You expend what is not true

Imaginations... superstitions 

These are the truly mind's addictions 

As you project,thus is will come

A God can save you..but so far

What you forget,my dumb grasshopper

Is that you're god..

Only you're dumber

When you'll awake to your true bliss

You'll meet the kripto joy,and kiss:)

But till you wake up...worship please..

My 12 inch stone lingam on your reach

Is the one you must not ditch  

Extend your faith..and sing ..baluyahhhh..

Enjoy the kripto's ..halleluyah!

For I am you,and never left..

I am the beauty,and the bliss

If you want gods..many I miss

But they are born from my desire..

When Kripto kisses..he's on fire

Then kripto cools if you're ok..

Kiss my lingam..trust my way!!... 

Thus spokenth the mahayogi..

-added by danny-

9. Temporary Cleansing from Sin. To wit, to the Well of the Earring. You must approach this with the profoundest reverence, for it is unutterably sacred. It is, indeed, the most sacred place in Benares, the very Holy of Holies, in the estimation of the people. It is a railed tank, with stone stairways leading down to the water. The water is not clean. Of course it could not be, for people are always bathing in it. As long as you choose to stand and look, you will see the files of sinners descending and ascending—descending soiled with sin, ascending purged from it. "The liar, the thief, the murderer, and the adulterer may here wash and be clean," says the Rev. Mr. Parker, in his book. Very well. I know Mr. Parker, and I believe it; but if anybody else had said it, I should consider him a person who had better go down in the tank and take another wash. The god Vishnu dug this tank. He had nothing to dig with but his "discus." I do not know what a discus is, but I know it is a poor thing to dig tanks with, because, by the time this one was finished, it was full of sweat—Vishnu's sweat. He constructed the site that Benares stands on, and afterward built the globe around it, and thought nothing of it, yet sweated like that over a little thing like this tank. One of these statements is doubtful. I do not know which one it is, but I think it difficult not to believe that a god who could build a world around Benares would not be intelligent enough to build it around the tank too, and not have to dig it. Youth, long life, temporary purification from sin, salvation through propitiation of the Great Fate—these are all good. But you must do something more. You must

10. Make Salvation Sure. There are several ways. To get drowned in the Ganges is one, but that is not pleasant. To die within the limits of Benares is another; but that is a risky one, because you might be out of town when your time came. The best one of all is the Pilgrimage Around the City. You must walk; also, you must go barefoot. The tramp is forty-four miles, for the road winds out into the country a piece, and you will be marching five or six days. But you will have plenty of company. You will move with throngs and hosts of happy pilgrims whose radiant costumes will make the spectacle beautiful and whose glad songs and holy pans of triumph will banish your fatigues and cheer your spirit; and at intervals there will be temples where you may sleep and be refreshed with food. The pilgrimage completed, you have purchased salvation, and paid for it. But you may not get it unless you

11. Get Your Redemption Recorded. You can get this done at the Sakhi Binayak Temple, and it is best to do it, for otherwise you might not be able to prove that you had made the pilgrimage in case the matter should some day come to be disputed. That temple is in a lane back of the Cow Temple. Over the door is a red image of Ganesh of the elephant head, son and heir of Shiva, and Prince of Wales to the Theological Monarchy, so to speak. Within is a god whose office it is to record your pilgrimage and be responsible for you. You will not see him, but you will see a Brahmin who will attend to the matter and take the money. If he should forget to collect the money, you can remind him. He knows that your salvation is now secure, but of course you would like to know it yourself. You have nothing to do but go and pray, and pay at the

12. Well of the Knowledge of Salvation. It is close to the Golden Temple. There you will see, sculptured out of a single piece of black marble, a bull which is much larger than any living bull you have ever seen, and yet is not a good likeness after all. And there also you will see a very uncommon thing—an image of Shiva. You have seen his lingam fifty thousand times already, but this is Shiva himself, and said to be a good likeness. It has three eyes. He is the only god in the firm that has three. "The well is covered by a fine canopy of stone supported by forty pillars," and around it you will find what you have already seen at almost every shrine you have visited in Benares, a mob of devout and eager pilgrims. The sacred water is being ladled out to them; with it comes to them the knowledge, clear, thrilling, absolute, that they are saved; and you can see by their faces that there is one happiness in this world which is supreme, and to which no other joy is comparable. You receive your water, you make your deposit, and now what more would you have? Gold, diamonds, power, fame? All in a single moment these things have withered to dirt, dust, ashes. The world has nothing to give you now. For you it is bankrupt.

Behold the beauty within you

You expend what is not true

Imaginations... superstitions 

These are the truly mind's addictions 

As you project,thus is will come

A God can save you..but so far

What you forget,my dumb grasshopper

Is that you're god..

Only you're dumber

When you'll awake to your true bliss

You'll meet the kripto joy,and kiss:)

But till you wake up...worship please..

My 12 inch stone lingam on your reach

Is the one you must not ditch  

Extend your faith..and sing ..baluyahhhh..

Enjoy the kripto's ..halleluyah!

For I am you,and never left..

I am the beauty,and the bliss

If you want gods..many I miss

But they are born from my desire..

When Kripto kisses..he's on fire

Then kripto cools if you're ok..

Kiss my lingam..trust my way!!... 

Thus spokenth the mahayogi..

-added by danny-

I do not claim that the pilgrims do their acts of worship in the order and sequence above charted out in this Itinerary of mine, but I think logic suggests that they ought to do so. Instead of a helter-skelter worship, we then have a definite starting-place, and a march which carries the pilgrim steadily forward by reasoned and logical progression to a definite goal. Thus, his Ganges bath in the early morning gives him an appetite; he kisses the cow-tails, and that removes it. It is now business hours, and longings for material prosperity rise in his mind, and he goes and pours water over Shiva's symbol; this insures the prosperity, but also brings on a rain, which gives him a fever. Then he drinks the sewage at the Kedar Ghat to cure the fever; it cures the fever but gives him the smallpox. He wishes to know how it is going to turn out; he goes to the Dandpan Temple and looks down the well. A clouded sun shows him that death is near. Logically his best course for the present, since he cannot tell at what moment he may die, is to secure a happy hereafter; this he does, through the agency of the Great Fate. He is safe, now, for heaven; his next move will naturally be to keep out of it as long as he can. Therefore he goes to the Briddhkal Temple and secures Youth and long life by bathing in a puddle of leper-pus which would kill a microbe. Logically, Youth has re-equipped him for sin and with the disposition to commit it; he will naturally go to the fane which is consecrated to the Fulfillment of Desires, and make arrangements. Logically, he will now go to the Well of the Earring from time to time to unload and freshen up for further banned enjoyments. But first and last and all the time he is human, and therefore in his reflective intervals he will always be speculating in "futures." He will make the Great Pilgrimage around the city and so make his salvation absolutely sure; he will also have record made of it, so that it may remain absolutely sure and not be forgotten or repudiated in the confusion of the Final Settlement. Logically, also, he will wish to have satisfying and tranquilizing personal knowledge that that salvation is secure; therefore he goes to the Well of the Knowledge of Salvation, adds that completing detail, and then goes about his affairs serene and content; serene and content, for he is now royally endowed with an advantage which no religion in this world could give him but his own; for henceforth he may commit as many million sins as he wants to and nothing can come of it.

Thus the system, properly and logically ordered, is neat, compact, clearly defined, and covers the whole ground. I desire to recommend it to such as find the other systems too difficult, exacting, and irksome for the uses of this fretful brief life of ours.

Behold the beauty within you

You expend what is not true

Imaginations... superstitions 

These are the truly mind's addictions 

As you project,thus is will come

A God can save you..but so far

What you forget,my dumb grasshopper

Is that you're god..

Only you're dumber

When you'll awake to your true bliss

You'll meet the kripto joy,and kiss:)

But till you wake up...worship please..

My 12 inch stone lingam on your reach

Is the one you must not ditch  

Extend your faith..and sing ..baluyahhhh..

Enjoy the kripto's ..halleluyah!

For I am you,and never left..

I am the beauty,and the bliss

If you want gods..many I miss

But they are born from my desire..

When Kripto kisses..he's on fire

Then kripto cools if you're ok..

Kiss my lingam..trust my way!!... 

Thus spokenth the mahayogi..

-added by danny-

However, let me not deceive any one. My Itinerary lacks a detail. I must put it in. The truth is, that after the pilgrim has faithfully followed the requirements of the Itinerary through to the end and has secured his salvation and also the personal knowledge of that fact, there is still an accident possible to him which can annul the whole thing. If he should ever cross to the other side of the Ganges and get caught out and die there he would at once come to life again in the form of an ass.(ps..donkey..) Think of that, after all this trouble and expense. You see how capricious and uncertain salvation is there. The Hindoo has a childish and unreasoning aversion to being turned into an ass. It is hard to tell why. One could properly expect an ass to have an aversion to being turned into a Hindoo. One could understand that he could lose dignity by it; also self-respect, and nine-tenths of his intelligence. But the Hindoo changed into an ass wouldn't lose anything, unless you count his religion. And he would gain much—release from his slavery to two million gods and twenty million priests, fakeers, holy mendicants, and other sacred bacilli; he would escape the Hindoo hell; he would also escape the Hindoo heaven. These are advantages which the Hindoo ought to consider; then he would go over and die on the other side.

The student asked: “A sage's response to changing conditions

is unlimited. Does he have to study beforehand?”

He should worry only about his mind's not being

clear, and not about the inability to respond to all changing conditions.”

— Wang Yang Ming (1472-1529)

To nourish the vital energy, keep watch in silence;

In order to subdue the mind, act with non-action.

Of movement and stillness, be aware of their origin;

There is no work to do, much less someone to seek.

The true and constant must respond to phenomena;

Responding to phenomena, you must be unconfused.

When unconfused, the nature will stabilize by itself;

When the nature stabilizes, energy returns by itself.

When energy returns, the elixir crystallizes by itself;

Within the pot, the trigrams of kǎn and lí(heaven and earth) are joined.

Yīn and yáng arise, alternating over and over again;

Every transformation comes like a clap of thunder.

White clouds form and come to assemble at the peak;

The sweet nectar sprinkles down Mount Sumeru.

Swallow for yourself this wine of immortality;

You wander so freely—who is able to know you?

Sit and listen to the tune played without strings;

Clearly understand the mechanism of creation.

It comes entirely from these twenty lines;

A true ladder going straight to Heaven.-Daoist text -

..........


To us all towns are one, all men our kin. Life's good comes not from others' gift, nor ill. Man's pains and pains' relief are from within. Thus have we seen in visions of the wise !." - Tamil Poem-

..........

"The center of the cyclone is that rising quiet central low-pressure place in which one can learn to live eternally. Just outside of this Center is the rotating storm of one's own ego, competing with other egos in a furious high-velocity circular dance. As one leaves center, the roar of rotating wind deafens on more and more as one joins this dance. One's centered thinking-feeling-being, one's own Satoris, are in the center only, not outside. One's pushed-pulled driven states, one's anti-Satori modes of functioning, one's self-created hells, are outside the center. In the center of the cyclone one is off the wheel of Karma, of life, rising to join the Creators of the Universe, the Creators of us.

Here we find that we have created Them who are Us...

Lilly's Law

"In the province of the mind, what is believed to be true is true or becomes true, within certain limits to be found experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the province of the(true mind..added by danny) mind, there are no limits."" -- John C. Lilly -

Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain..inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi!

The student asked: “A sage's response to changing conditions

is unlimited. Does he have to study beforehand?”

He should worry only about his mind's not being

clear, and not about the inability to respond to all changing conditions.”

— Wang Yang Ming (1472-1529)

Those whom have ears to hear,let them see..those whom have eyes to see..let them hear good...Kripto Yoga 2.12
 What is referred to as mindlessness is absence of the human
mentality; what is referred to as mindfulness is mindfulness of the
Tao. When one is free of the human mentality, the mutual sensing of
the earthly and celestial is swift; when one is mindful of the Tao,
effective practice endures. Swiftness of sensing comes about
spontaneously, without cultivation, without striving; long
perseverance comes about through effort, and involves action and
striving. Striving and non-striving each has its secret; the
distinction is all a matter of the absence of the human mentality
and the presence of mindfulness of the Tao. After one has reached
complete realization of the universal Tao, neither existence nor
nonexistence remain; others and self are ultimately empty, and one
enters the state of ultimate truthfulness, like a spirit. Here, it
is not only the human mentality that cannot be applied; even the
mindfulness of Tao is not applicable." - Liu I-ming

Posted by Danny at Thursday, May 10, 2012

Because Buddha died..Jesus died. Mohammed died...and I don't feel very good either!!.. Kripto cycles explained

Lead me from dreaming to waking.

Lead me from opacity to clarity. Lead me from the complicated to the simple. Lead me from the obscure to the obvious. Lead me from intention to attention. Lead me from what I'm told I am to what I see I am. Lead me from confrontation to wide openness. Lead me to the place I never left, Where there is peace, and peace -from the Upanishads- Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain.. ...inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi! so listen to the mahayogi..,grasshopper from heaven...

Wisdom for Grasshoppers - The funniest movie is here. Find it

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In silence there must be movement, and in motion,

There must be silence.
A small movement is better than a big one..
No movement is better than a small one..listen!
Silence is all the movement's mother..
In Movement you should be like a dragon or a tiger.
In non Movement you should be like a Buddha.  
-- Wang Xiangzhai(November 26, 1885 - July 12, 1963}

What is referred to as mindlessness is absence of the human mentality; what is referred to as mindfulness is mindfulness of the Tao. When one is free of the human mentality, the mutual sensing of the earthly and celestial is swift; when one is mindful of the Tao, effective practice endures. Swiftness of sensing comes about spontaneously, without cultivation, without striving; long perseverance comes about through effort, and involves action and striving. Striving and non-striving each has its secret; the distinction is all a matter of the absence of the human mentality and the presence of mindfulness of the Tao. After one has reached complete realization of the universal Tao, neither existence nor nonexistence remain; others and self are ultimately empty, and one enters the state of ultimate truthfulness, like a spirit. Here, it is not only the human mentality that cannot be applied; even the mindfulness of Tao is not applicable." - Liu I-ming The Conduct of the Moon and Clouds 

The consistent conduct of people of the Way is like the flowing clouds with no grasping mind, like the full moon reflecting universally, not confined anywhere, glistening within each of the ten thousand forms. Dignified and upright, emerge and make contact with the variety of phenomena, unstained and unconfused. Function the same toward all others since all have the same substance as you. Language cannot transmit this, speculation cannot reach it. Leaping beyond the infinite and cutting off the dependent, be obliging without looking for merit. This marvel cannot be measured with consciousness or emotion. On the journey accept your function, in your house please sustain it. Comprehending birth and death, leaving causes and conditions, genuinely realize that from the outset your spirit is not halted. So we have been told that the mind that embraces all the ten directions does not stop anywhere. -- Hongzhi Zhengjue (1091-1157)

"Don't go by reports, by legends, by traditions, by scripture, by logical conjecture, by inference, by analogies, by agreement through pondering views, by probability, or by the thought, 'This contemplative is our teacher.' When you know for yourselves that, 'These mental qualities are skillful; these mental qualities are blameless; these mental qualities are praised by the wise; these mental qualities, when adopted and.. carried out, lead to welfare and to happiness' — then you should enter and remain in them."
(from the Buddha words)
https://kriptodanny.blogspot.com/2012/11/the-kripto-cycles-are-thesethey-are-my.html

Our deepest fear

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.

Marianne Williamson(from "A Return to Love'' book..the above quotes)

Korean Zen Master Kusan said: "In 1943... I decided to fight my drowsiness by meditating in the standing posture with palms together in front of me (hapchang..or palms together as in prayer). ... Remaining alone, I decided that I wouldn't give up under any pretext, even if I were about to die - such was my determination to continue.
In standing meditation, the hardest part is to get past the first two hours without moving, after which the main difficulties are overcome. Whether sitting, reclining, or standing, it is finally all the same as the body settles into samadhi. Consequently, although seven full days had passed since I had begun this non-sleeping practice, I felt neither tiredness nor pain in my legs. ... As it drew near to 9 pm on the last day before the ceremony, the clock on the wall made a click just before striking the hour. When I heard that click I took one step over in to enlightenment. .... What did it mean when the clock struck nine? My intense standing practice had removed the obstructions of torpor and restlessness. Its effect was like that of a clear sky completely devoid of clouds. It instantaneously allowed me to enter and abide at the original place. It was in this manner that I stood throughout those seven days and nights. ....
Those who have their minds set on cultivation should be endowed with spirits that are willing, if necessary, to bore through rocks with their fingers in order to become enlightened." - p65-67, 'The Zen monastic Experience', Robert E. Buswell, Jr. (Princeton: 1992).

Because Buddha died..Jesus died..and I don't feel good either!!
The one you think
The one you feel
Will never,ever want to shrink
And all it wants is a good deal
How can I use my mighty powers
How my desires won't be sorrow
How can I be as entity
Away from pain and cruelty
I say abandon the term ,I,
Then you will feel,and think as sky
Just think of nothing,be yourself
The universe amazing elf
With 2 big eyes and a big nose
You room the galaxies across
Forget the big smile on your face
Dead or alive..you are the grace..
The cosmic joke has been resolved
Just smile and know this game is old
There is no past,there is no future
There is no me,there is no you
There is this moment's right composure
Of this and that,and white and blue
Awake from this and you are free
As butterflies can only be...said the mahayogi!
 Even if I live or die
Behold..I am happy

Age is just a number for my wisdom

Joyful all the time

I am the immortal
I love myself
To know the bliss
Look inside your heart
To know the power
Look inside your belly
To know the truth
Look above your head   
To look at the absolute truth 
Look at your feet!! thus spokenth the mahayogi!

I believe I am genius..with these kripto cycles I've invented..Touch my Kripto Yoga..grasshoppers from heaven..for I am the founder of it!
So beautiful I am..!
So old,so smart..so kripto-delicious,indeed!
Stay with me..
Feel my bliss
So the kripto cycles are these..
1..hands about below the belly botton,like keeping a tray,then raised slowly holding a balloon against your grasshopper belly-button from heaven?..hands relaxed,but fingers tensed and extending ..big thumb is sticking out like your overgrown left eyeball, ok?
2..hands about raising on the heart area..and collapsing in the PRAYER motion(hands together)
3..Hands on sides of your head..left on left..right on right
4..massaging the top of head ,and All of your face and head..back and forth
5..raise spine..raise shoulders..yawn..hands down about the belly-button again..like holding a balloon?..dignified and upright..feel my kripto love!,,is good for your ass!..grasshoppers!
6.let go
7.forgive
8.Use the MIND FACTOR(the pristine awareness) to see you're NOT the body/emotions/thoughts/thought formations
9.unless you can't develop this pristine awareness(the watcher) please ask yourself..,,who is watching?..as you walk like a coyote slowly around the room..with your hands around the belly...know you are a moron!..for even asking that question!
10..if you have no answer,then you got it..for there is nobody watching..is just watching,see?
11.kiss:)
Thus spokenth the mahayogi!!
So..I'll try to explain more about the sitting kripto,the walking kripto,the laying down kripto..the stand up kripto or the cruising on the street kripto...or the hamburger eating kripto:)
All of those can be done with eyes closed or opened ..but I've tried the walking kripto with eyes closed,and I hit the door-knub with my forehead..(told you I am really short..I am only 12 inches of wisdom brain muscle..but I can jump really high when I walk..)
I just need some time,please..
Kiss:)
However..since today is a good day  ......I'll explain later
Today is a good day to die..said the kripto within(the pure spirit)
Anyway... Jeronimo said that also..but..don't tell anybody he was gay..kiss:)
Love to you, grasshoppers from heaven,,,
Thus spokenth the mahayogi on his 146th year old age..loved in the 3 worlds.. worshiped in 10..celebrated in the 19th also by himself..while singing..Is GOOD to be ME!..to create such a formidable YOGA!.Halleluyah to me,I say..my brothers and sisters!
Kiss:)..told you this kripto yoga is simple..(pronounced yogaaahg.ahahah-hahaha-haa...please..use the tip of your tongue to spell it..and spell it good!..also keep your tongue out after spelling it..,,)

Kripto yoga is simple as it could be

It's not something you could see

It is something to observe

Put your hands around your stove

FEEL the heat around your belly

Cup your hands and say,,I'm merry!!

As you hold the tree of life

When you grasp it..hold it tight

Keep attention in the body

Feel the kripto getting steady

Warmth and tingles in your hands

That's how kripto really bends

Empty,yet at ones just hard

At this point..just let it fart

Is the wisdom of the belly

Raise your hands on heart,the cherry

That's the point you must have faith

Close your hands and count to eight

Like a Jesus in a prayer

That is the illusions slayer

Now forgive ,for you are spirit

Right hand on your forehead..damn it!

So is everybody..admit it!

Now grasshoppers put your fingers

Side by side..on your brain sides

Left on left..don't let past flicker

Right on right ..the future flies...

You are sparks of the divine

Just massage the top..that's fine..

Raise your spine like a coyote

Whom could know your frutti-tutti

Look ahead and wipe your face

See?..forget about distress..

Now relax,lower your hands

That is Kripto Yoga ..friends..

Feel my bliss inside your hands

If is cool ..your kripto bents

If is hot ..just watch the fire

I just burn the wrong desire

Stay with it..that is important

Find your kripto in this moment

Bliss and peace are your own nature

All I did was try to nurture ..

Your own bliss inside your selves

Your own power..

Your true aims..

So grasshoppers thank me later

Mahayogi's kiss is softer

Like a kiss from your lost friend

Like a fresh sunshine you miss..

As I said..I aim to please:)

I'll try to explain more about this  formidable kripto yoga poem of mine..a true diamond and a marvel..,one of a kind,loved in the 3 worlds,worshiped in 10..celebrated in the 29th also by myself(since there is only me there) my poem of mine..so beautiful it is..halleluyah brothers!!!! I scream in pleasure and I kiss daily the monitor screen in joy when I read it(also the mirror when I shave my kripto moustache 3 times a day..that fast it grows,since I have formidable hair growing stamina..besides my bald head,of course...but I have plenty hairs on my toes,trust me!).....with my juicy lips from heaven,,,,the cucumber wisdom brain muscle style final achievement of the best of the best of me,and I am all,plus 1...trust my 12 inch wisdom  brain muscles..I recommend you'll worship my toenails..is a sure way to get my blessings after I am dead...because Buddha died..Jesus died..and I don't feel good either....also don't forget my ass,grasshoppers from heaven...yes,I'll post a pic with my ass emanating wisdom,and you'll worship it daily...since worshiping photos these days for good luck is prevalent..I offer you the beauty of my superior wisdom ass muscles from heaven....there...if you are so numb-nuts that you don't understand the principles of creation,and you need to separate parts of yourself into gods,demons..and the mighty Kripto ass(superior to all)..then be it that way...
I might enjoy it too,punks...trust me..the joy will be all mine in the end...kiss:)
anyway..trust me,grasshoppers from heaven!
kiss:)
ps..the spine autonomous rises if true meditating ,,and also breath stops,but the internal breath circuit is activated,and you feel it like an internal wind inside you,like a ventilator all over the body...in the middle stage,your feet also will radiate wind,not only your hands or top of your head...in the advanced stages you won't feel it,since the shield extends ,and is not about you anymore..trust me..said the mahayogi!

Kripto yoga is simple as it could be

It's not something you could see

ps..I meant is something to feel,at that stage..

It is something to observe

ps..with your attention

Put your hands around your stove

ps..the belly..make a cup as you hold a ball

FEEL the heat around your belly

Cup your hands and say,,I'm merry!!

As you hold the tree of life

When you grasp it..hold it tight

ps..I meant feel the energy as,,,hold it tight..the hands are relaxed.. ps..the spine autonomously rises if you're truly meditating..ponder...,,and also breath stops,but the internal breath circuit is activated,and you feel it like an internal wind inside you,like a ventilator all over the body...in the middle stage,your feet also will radiate wind,not only your hands or top of your head...in the advanced stages you won't feel it,since the shield extends ,and is not about you anymore..trust me..said the mahayogi!

Keep attention in the body

Feel the kripto getting steady

Warmth and tingles in your hands

That's how kripto really bends

Empty,yet at ones just hard

At this point..just let it fart

ps.at that point you will fart..because the energy at your belly is healing you

Is the wisdom of the belly

Raise your hands on heart,the cherry

ps..the cherry is the spirit,or the heart level

That's the point you must have faith

Close your hands and count to eight

Like a Jesus in a prayer

That is the illusions slayer

ps..Jesus from Christianity is a metaphor for let it go,,trust me,many before him and after him said the same thing...the point is on the forehead,as center.. in your body

Now forgive ,for you are spirit

Right hand on your forehead..damn it!

So is everybody..admit it!

Now grasshoppers put your fingers

Side by side..on your brain sides

 ps..the spine autonomous rises if true ,meditating,and also breath stops,but the internal breath circuit is activated,and you feel it like an internal wind inside you,like a ventilator all over the body...in the middle stage,your feet also will radiate wind,not only your hands or top of your head...in the advanced stages you won't feel it,since the shield extends ,and is not about you anymore..trust me..said the mahayogi!

Left on left..don't let past flicker

Right on right ..the future flies...

You are sparks of the divine

Just massage the top..that's fine..

Raise your spine like a coyote

Raise shoulders and spine... and YAWN also,I meant..ok?

Whom could know your frutti-tutti

Look ahead and wipe your face

See?..forget about distress..

Now relax,lower your hands

That is Kripto Yoga ..friends..

Feel my bliss inside your hands

If is cool ..your kripto bents

If is hot ..just watch the fire

I just burn the wrong desire

Stay with it..that is important

Find your kripto in this moment

Bliss and peace are your own nature

All I did was try to nurture ..

Your own bliss inside your selves

Your own power..

Your true aims..

So grasshoppers thank me later

Mahayogi's kiss is softer

Like a kiss from your lost friend

Like a fresh sunshine you miss..

As I said..I aim to please:)

Kiss..

Thank you for reading this poem of mine...

...grasshoppers from heaven.

I love you too:)

Kisses:)

Thus kissed the mahayogi!!..

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Because Buddha died..Jesus died..and I don't feel good either!!
 Kripto yoga is just bliss
The inner joy,the one you miss  
 Kripto yoga is above
The petty struggles..it's just love
It doesn't make you drink more beer
Your mind becomes so crispy clear
It is above the confrontation
It is about emancipation
It is your spirit shining though
Your heart,your eyes..your fingers too
It is with self a love affair
You breathe the joy ,not only air
You are a rainbow butterfly
You raise your wings..and go high..high..
You are alone and yet collective
Whatever you do..you're protected
You are reminded who you are
The God Almighty's Kripto star
My dear friend,the life is short
Don't let your soul become too old
Just feel the sunshine..it's not cold!!
Beyond beliefs..open your eyes
To inner kripto kingdom's paradise!!! 

Form is emptiness ,emptiness is form..

You crave for emptiness,you miss the form.

You crave for form(as most of the living) you miss the beauty of emptiness.

You ARE the sunshine,Pilgrim...separated as rainbow in many,yet ONE.

Thus spokenth the mahayogi!

To nourish the vital energy, keep watch in silence;

In order to subdue the mind, act with non-action.

Of movement and stillness, be aware of their origin;

There is no work to do, much less someone to seek.

The true and constant must respond to phenomena;

Responding to phenomena, you must be unconfused.

When unconfused, the nature will stabilize by itself;

When the nature stabilizes, energy returns by itself.

When energy returns, the elixir crystallizes by itself;

Within the pot, the trigrams of heaven and earth are joined.

Yīn and yáng arise, alternating over and over again;

Every transformation comes like a clap of thunder.

White clouds form and come to assemble at the peak;

The sweet nectar sprinkles down Mount Sumeru.

Swallow for yourself this wine of immortality;

You wander so freely—who is able to know you?

Sit and listen to the tune played without strings;

Clearly understand the mechanism of creation.

It comes entirely from these twenty lines;

A true ladder going straight to Heaven.-Daoist text -

"The center of the cyclone is that rising quiet central low-pressure place in which one can learn to live eternally. Just outside of this Center is the rotating storm of one's own ego, competing with other egos in a furious high-velocity circular dance. As one leaves center, the roar of rotating wind deafens on more and more as one joins this dance. One's centered thinking-feeling-being, one's own Satoris, are in the center only, not outside. One's pushed-pulled driven states, one's anti-Satori modes of functioning, one's self-created hells, are outside the center. In the center of the cyclone one is off the wheel of Karma, of life, rising to join the Creators of the Universe, the Creators of us.

Here we find that we have created Them who are Us...

Lilly's Law

"In the province of the mind, what is believed to be true is true or becomes true, within certain limits to be found experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the province of the(true mind..added by danny) mind, there are no limits."" -- John C. Lilly -

Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain..inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi!

The student asked: “A sage's response to changing conditions

is unlimited. Does he have to study beforehand?”

He should worry only about his mind's not being

clear, and not about the inability to respond to all changing conditions.”

— Wang Yang Ming (1472-1529)

To us all towns are one, all men our kin. Life's good comes not from others' gift, nor ill. Man's pains and pains' relief are from within. Thus have we seen in visions of the wise !." - Tamil Poem-
 Even if I live or die
Behold..I am happy

Age is just a number for my wisdom

Joyful all the time

I am the immortal
I love myself
To know the bliss
Look inside your heart
To know the power
Look inside your belly
To know the truth
Look above your head   
To look at the absolute truth 
Look at your feet!! thus spokenth the mahayogi!

Because Buddha died..Jesus died..and I don't feel very good either!!