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Friday, August 26, 2011

Silence!!..I kill you says Achmed,the dead one..

 
Lead me from dreaming to waking.
Lead me from opacity to clarity. Lead me from the complicated to the simple. Lead me from the obscure to the obvious. Lead me from intention to attention. Lead me from what I'm told I am to what I see I am. Lead me from confrontation to wide openness. Lead me to the place I never left, Where there is peace, and peace -
The Upanishads
*note* hilarious  Jeff Dunham makes fun of the dead terrorists..lol.....a must watch..
kisses to Achmed...may he live long and prosper,indeed!
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Achmed is the skeletal corpse of an incompetent suicide bomber, whom Dunham uses to satirize the contemporary issue of terrorism. He is known for yelling, "Silence! I kill you!" to Dunham and people laughing in the audience. Achmed first appeared in Spark of Insanity, and later made an appearance in the Very Special Christmas Special, singing a song called "Jingle Bombs". He also dubs the so-called Guitar Guy "You racist bastard"! for warming up with typical Arab chords. Most of the humor Dunham expresses with Achmed centers on this motif. When mentioning that Achmed appears to be dead because he's a skeleton, Achmed responds, "It's a flesh wound." When Dunham inquires as to how he died, Achmed explains his incompetence with explosives, while also casting aspersions on Dunham's sexual prowess, by saying that they both suffer from "premature detonation." Although he frequently mentions working for Osama Bin Laden, Achmed claims he does not think he's a Muslim ("look at my ass! It says 'Made in China'"). As of June 2009, the sketch in which Dunham introduced Achmed is the fourth most watched online video ever, having amassed nearly 200 million views.



To nourish the vital energy, keep watch in silence;












In order to subdue the mind, act with non-action.












Of movement and stillness, be aware of their origin;












There is no work to do, much less someone to seek.












The true and constant must respond to phenomena;












Responding to phenomena, you must be unconfused.












When unconfused, the nature will stabilize by itself;












When the nature stabilizes, energy returns by itself.












When energy returns, the elixir crystallizes by itself;












Within the pot, the trigrams of heaven and earth are joined.












Yīn and yáng arise, alternating over and over again;












Every transformation comes like a clap of thunder.












White clouds form and come to assemble at the peak;












The sweet nectar sprinkles down Mount Sumeru.












Swallow for yourself this wine of immortality;












You wander so freely—who is able to know you?












Sit and listen to the tune played without strings;












Clearly understand the mechanism of creation.












It comes entirely from these twenty lines;












A true ladder going straight to Heaven.-Daoist text -












To us all towns are one, all men our kin. Life's good comes not from others' gift, nor ill. Man's pains and pains' relief are from within. Thus have we seen in visions of the wise !." - Tamil Poem-