The great Darwin numbnuts awards from the 2011..!!

Lead me from dreaming to waking.

Lead me from opacity to clarity. Lead me from the complicated to the simple. Lead me from the obscure to the obvious. Lead me from intention to attention. Lead me from what I'm told I am to what I see I am. Lead me from confrontation to wide openness. Lead me to the place I never left, Where there is peace, and peace -from the Upanishads- Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain..inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi!

*note* The Darwin awards  site (or the http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2011.html )  is created by Wendy Northcutt  believe it or not.. here is her pic.. quote "Wendy Northcutt (born September 17, 1963) is an author of a series of books on the Darwin Awards and the creator of the DarwinAwards.com website.)...dayum she is good,indeed!

Northcutt was interviewed by Mark Emmons of the San Jose Mercury News. Emmons states that "Northcutt considers herself a potential Darwin Award candidate. She describes herself as a klutz."

When interviewed by Salon.com she said "If there are multiple stupidity genes, then having one or two might make someone creative, while having a dozen would make her a dangerous idiot."

In an interview with a blogger Wendy said that running the Darwin Awards website takes up all of her time. She said, “I always feel like I’m neglecting my audience, even though I work more than full time.” She also talked about how the Darwin Awards successfully made the transition from being an online publication to being an offline one. The interview mentions that publishers asked her to "remove the stories from the internet. But Wendy was adamant: 'It was a community! I could not do that. Even though it might have cost me a lot of money, I kept saying no.'”

In a 2001 interview with CNN, Northcutt commented that "Before (the awards became popular), we were an insular community and we could make fun of people and those people (or their families) would never find out. But as it got bigger, I realized there was more and more danger of really hurting people." Therefore she treats the subjects of her stories with compassion, and suggests that those who read her books are likely to become more careful with explosives.

LOL..gotta love this woman for her HUGE balls..I love her already!..kiss to you..says the mahayogi! 

-added by Danny-

ps..nothing like the citta(citta is your present mind-emotions in action..as in this very second) trying to know itself ...it's powers are absolute in origine,since it created the universe itself..it has NO FEAR since it knows it's nature only by experimenting itself as individuality..but when it experience itself as in it's pure,brilliant and silent form,the result is bliss,powers,and immortality... Nirvana..for whom?

For the individual YOU,of course..ponder,grasshoppers from heaven...kiss:)..for the awareness is the source,but you are the kripto spirit,it's child..ponder...

The Source will eliminate(separate) you,or itself.....and by elimination(splitting it's power of creation from the created shadows of itself) I mean IT gives you pain,so you'll try to escape it..and by doing that,return to the Source..see??..because remember..without pain and suffering you'd never EVER try to find ANY solution,and you'd not develop your mighty kripto within you..see??(you are IT as projection..it eliminates itself,or it's projection rather..is more like a sunshine ray going thru a prism,and separating itself in many colors??..well..you are that color,and the source in the same time,right?..you understand my superior 12 inch brain wisdom muscle now?..grasshoppers from heaven??..good..if not,I'll  explain you again and again till your onion like coyote's eyeballs will pop up from your forehead..trust me..kiss:))) if you don't try to find the pure desire of the Source itself..TO KNOW YOURSELF!..for IT knows itself only thru you!!!

Thus spokenth the mahayogi ..and the grasshoppers bowed down to his superior wisdom brain muscles from heaven..and kissed his large cuban cigar...while the mahayogi went into the forest to smoke it alone by himself..for himself was the universe puffing,but nobody knew it..kiss:)

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2011 Darwin Awards

Named in honor of Charles Darwin,   the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

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Planking is nothing without a photograph. The men down under have risen to the top of the zany photos crop, planking naked, planking on police cruisers, planking here, there, and across the desks on TV Network News. Planking has well and truly jumped the shark. READER COMMENTS: "Natural selection nudged him over the line, and he fell..." "Planking is bound to remove people from the gene pool." Please be careful where you plank! :) Watch out for balconies :-) "O site dos burros pra carai!" "Blessedly he was not naked." ................ To nourish the vital energy, keep watch in silence; In order to subdue the mind, act with non-action. Of movement and stillness, be aware of their origin; There is no work to do, much less someone to seek. The true and constant must respond to phenomena; Responding to phenomena, you must be unconfused. When unconfused, the nature will stabilize by itself; When the nature stabilizes, energy returns by itself. When energy returns, the elixir crystallizes by itself; Within the pot, the trigrams of Heaven and Earth are joined. Yīn and yáng arise, alternating over and over again; Every transformation comes like a clap of thunder. White clouds form and come to assemble at the peak; The sweet nectar sprinkles down Mount Sumeru...(or from the  top of your head!!!.. in meditation!!..that is the true baptism,or the true spiritual power!..it feels like a waterfall..trust me!!!..your body becomes light,cool..and immortal like a true kripto coyote inside you!! if you get to this stage..just WATCH your own consciousness factors and KNOW you are not a body,nore the mind,nore the past,nore the future..you are the ONE experimenting ITSELF in this present moment!!..TRUST ME!!..this was revealed to me when I disappeared into the light,and I asked why I am here(while I was the light)..and it(me) SAID you are here to experience!! TRUST ME!!added by Danny the mighty mahayogi...one of a kind..worshiped in the 10 realms..celebrated in the 18th also...the beautiful one from the 19th realm..watching all the grasshoppers struggles ...so full of mercy that he created the Kripto YOGA..to save the humanity at last!!..Halleluyah to me I say,brothers from heaven..is good to be a mahayogi,indeed..for I will destroy all the gods images and make you..grasshoppers..understand that YOU are the god experimenting itself..and my powers are infinite,and so are yours...it's time to know your true destiny,your true aim..enough of the fruitcakes whom tried to rob you of your divinity..you are THAT I SAY!..wake up humanity and swallow the mighty Kripto Wisdom Brain Muscle..the whole 12 inch would be a start,grasshoppers from heaven!!...kiss to you..I always loved you anyway....) Swallow for yourself this wine of immortality; You wander so freely—who is able to know you? Sit and listen to the tune played without strings; Clearly understand the mechanism of creation. It comes entirely from these twenty lines; A true ladder going straight to Heaven.-Daoist text - .......... To us all towns are one, all men our kin. Life's good comes not from others' gift, nor ill. Man's pains and pains' relief are from within. Thus have we seen in visions of the wise !." - Tamil Poem- .......... "The center of the cyclone is that rising quiet central low-pressure place in which one can learn to live eternally. Just outside of this Center is the rotating storm of one's own ego, competing with other egos in a furious high-velocity circular dance. As one leaves center, the roar of rotating wind deafens on more and more as one joins this dance. One's centered thinking-feeling-being, one's own Satoris, are in the center only, not outside. One's pushed-pulled driven states, one's anti-Satori modes of functioning, one's self-created hells, are outside the center. In the center of the cyclone one is off the wheel of Karma, of life, rising to join the Creators of the Universe, the Creators of us. Here we find that we have created Them who are Us... Lilly's Law "In the province of the mind, what is believed to be true is true or becomes true, within certain limits to be found experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the province of the(true mind..added by danny) mind, there are no limits."" -- John C. Lilly - Unless you know the emptiness and bliss inside yourself..you'll be a robot forced by the same emptiness and bliss trying to know itself..by pain..inside your self also..trust me!..said the mahayogi! The student asked: “A sage's response to changing conditions is unlimited. Does he have to study beforehand?” He should worry only about his mind's not being clear, and not about the inability to respond to all changing conditions.” — Wang Yang Ming (1472-1529) Those whom have ears to hear,let them see..those whom have eyes to see..let them hear good...Kripto Yoga  2.12